Imagine.We are about to start over on a new planet, any advice so we don't end up in the same place agian ?

Here...let me lend you my copy of ';How to take Over the World For Dummies.'; I'm amazed at the step by step simplicity in this book.





You seriously are going about this the right way. It actually says in Chapter Two that the best way to ';take over the world'; is to start off on a planet of your own, practice, and then you are set to conquer Earth!





Chapter 8 is really intriguing as well. It has a whole checklist of all of the necessary items needed to complete this tremendous acquisition. Amazingly enough, we finally understand what WD-40 is really used for. (read the book and you'll find out too!)





Listen, my job is coming to a close at the end of May. If you need volunteers to help in your project. Just let me know. I've read the book and I'm ready to report for duty!! **salutes**Imagine.We are about to start over on a new planet, any advice so we don't end up in the same place agian ?
totally! my fingers couldn't keep up with the nervousness of my giggling mind.





And seriously, we need to talk to Amazon about updating their inventory. This book is a must. *wink*

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Imagine.We are about to start over on a new planet, any advice so we don't end up in the same place agian ?
yeah .. don't send any humans to the new planet
start with leaving out the invention of telemarketing.
yeah get rid of all religions. All churches. and all goverment. Teach love not hate, and don't make up any laws about sex or things that grow naturaly.
No advice, interesting question
Remember that Seinfeld episode where George suddenly becomes a success in everything he does? Do you remember what he did to accomplish that? Well,that's what the human race has to do. DO THE OPPOSITE!!!
Use a ticket system like you find in supermarkets on the counter to decide who is right. Also no weapons, try to get along peacefully without religion. Racism is a no-no.


Democracy wouldn't work from start so have to be authoriatian until a peaceful coup would remove it in favour of democracy.
Yea leave the Humans off the planet so it has a chance at a long life,the human race will never learn from its mistakes
Democratic structures. No property owners or bosses. From each according to their ability, to each according to their needs.





I write a poem abot this once, called Let's Go and Live on Titan. Which if I can dig it out, I will come back and add later;
ban Paris Hilton,parking meters,outlaw guns,plan ahead ,instead of for the next few years,ensure that its ruled by sevral people,not one idiot like bush.program the leaders to read minds,and that all people are good natured.
take a map ?
Outlaw Religion! No supernatural BS. No Gods, No Devils, No preachers.





Rational thought and kindness are the basis for the new society.